{"product_id":"please-be-patient-my-tummy-hurts-bumper-sticker-cute-frog-car-decal","title":"Please Be Patient My Tummy Hurts Bumper Sticker – Cute Frog Car Decal","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e7.5\" × 3.75\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e A matte vinyl bumper sticker that speaks with gentle humor and soft style. A sleepy green frog stretches beneath the text “please be patient my tummy hurts,” set against a soothing lavender-speckled background. The sticker reads like a tiny, empathetic note left on a car, water bottle, or laptop — a low-key way to ask for understanding without shouting. Weatherproof and fade-resistant, it keeps its muted, vintage-inspired colors through sun and rain. Stick it on a van, journal, or commuter mug to add a tender, slightly whimsical touch to the everyday.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker fits into slow-paced, empathetic moments: waiting in line, long drives, or days when someone wants to signal a need for space with a soft smile. It blends well with cozy, retro, and cottagecore aesthetics, and talks to people who appreciate gentle humor and small acts of self-care. The matte finish avoids glare and keeps the design readable from a short distance, while the durable vinyl and UV laminate mean the message lasts — through errands, road trips, and rainy afternoons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp colors using advanced printing techniques\u003cbr\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Matte, non-glare finish with smooth texture\u003cbr\u003e- UV protective laminate for fade and element resistance\u003cbr\u003e- Easy-peel backing with waterproof adhesive for indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7.5\" × 3.75\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":55699549880393,"sku":"83800151029684036932","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/7745\/0057\/files\/9749074868093346355_2048.jpg?v=1779513655","url":"https:\/\/mamas-handmade-curios.myshopify.com\/products\/please-be-patient-my-tummy-hurts-bumper-sticker-cute-frog-car-decal","provider":"Mama’s Handmade Curios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}